"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. " 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I'm single because I was born that way." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!" 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Look your best - who said love is blind? " 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!" 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"He who hesitates is a damned fool." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"To err is human - but it feels divine." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"You are never too old to become younger!" 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? " 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"The score never interested me, only the game." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"When women go wrong, men go right after them." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
"Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for." 
— Mae West
— Mae West
